Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby But Jeanie said,. "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat
product of two first cousins He's got a rifle and a low I.Q. He doesn't close his mouth when he chews his food Oh please, dear God, strike him dead
Start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warm Things are lookin' good, then it's time to be born Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt
Stan's been seeing phantoms and we're not sure what to do His screaming keeps the whole house up all night Though we've never touched his closet and his
Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go
We're goin' to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're goin' to a bad party And I hope those jerks will let us in Shut your mouth, get
A young Watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think, "What can this mean?" A goat goes to school and makes us look like fools And I think, "What can this
Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true 'Cause I won't be happy
There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about
I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many fingers Some of them need to leave Help me out of my body Help me not to sleep I can't stay
It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His spirit was trapped inside an old Nana Shepard's bottle that Mom picked out of the dumpster
Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was takin' me Goin' to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name
Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played dead Every day he'd get fed And he'd bring home the paper for Dad, GOODBYE! But all the neighbors
This song fits the mood I'm in Trying to push something out of a pen Don't know how, where or when I started to hate you I started to hate you I started
They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie but now My life's a living hell cause CHORUS I tripped over the
I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk
I know CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep, I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and
I'm getting on a plane Early in the morning I'm getting on a plane Let this be a warning Meet me at the airport Flight 11-41 'Cause I'm flying away
