Sangtekst: Dead Milkmen. I Walk the Thinnest Line.

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the light and dark sides of my mind

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the good and bad sides of my mind

And when I'm bad, I sit in a tree
And spit on people who walk under me
When I'm good, I stay at home
I've got 29 kids, all named Jerome

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the light and dark sides of my mind

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the good and bad sides of my mind

And when I'm sad, I go to a club
Drink enough beer to fill a bathtub
When I'm glad, I make a wish
Find a wife who has read, 'My Little Fish'

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the light and dark sides of my mind

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the good and bad sides of my mind

And when I'm bored, I watch TV
A million things I want to see
To fill my mind on either side
Dear TV, I want to take you for my bride

I walk the thinnest line