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Son Of Dork Welcome To Loserville

Eddie kick started his career One Summertime in May A shitty band with friends from school But only he could really play The moment that he took the stage

I'm hiding in a bush outside your window, I'm feeling sick and numb Fed all my best lines to my best friend so he could be the one But I'm jerk because

It's summer, everybody's out And you're right over there I'm staring while you play around With that pencil in your hair It's sad in your eyes I'm just

My friend's a computer hacker But in school everybody said he was a slacker He writes science fiction novels He builds whole towns and villages from cola

Party's over I just watched my girlfriend get laid on the sofa Does that seem weird to you? The guy was older Heard someone say he got her clothes off

Boy's we've been here for a while But we've finally got the style Strike your pose and fake a smile Give me Kenny, give me Kyle I hate to break it but

It's summer, everybody's out And you're right over there I'm staring while you play around With that pencil in your hair It's sad In your eyes I'm just

I'm hiding in a bush outside your window I'm feeling sick and numb Fed all my best lines to my best friend So he could be the one But I'm jerk because

I asked you out for losing truth or dare The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah Pinch me, is this real? I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville