lose a few fans But he'd gain one more in me If he just wouldn't try to live the myth Of heterosexuality Queers in the closet In positions of power Doing
I don't know if you like me but it's true I'm totally retarded for you May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue Or having my mom tell me what to do
Well she says she'll always be true when any guy'll do You should've seen who she just blew And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah I'
BooBarella, it's funny that's her name Since I've seen her, I've never been the same I saved up from mowing all those lawns To buy Tina Turner records
Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz The heat, the slime, I've never been
I'm really not a jerk. I know how to dance. I'm never gonna work. I wear designer pants. Oh, my head is empty, And my brain, it hurts. I wanna be a real
A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mom I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go
All the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls they get so impressed It maked me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine it
Everytime you're drunk you always act like you're so tough You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your bluff Everyone is sick of you You're a wimp through
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts He always flips his lid But deep down inside he loves you kids I know that you think he's just a goon But he
Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King And you know the girls were looking real cool Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow There's just
Funny thoughts and funny words I've said Are rattling around inside my head This world ain't exactly how it seems These days things are weird and everybody
Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too. Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news. He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around. He ain't
The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out With their feet in the air you can hear 'em shout They're not afraid, not my boys They grit their teeth
One thing I know it's true - I need a little girl like you So I can stop hanging around So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know I'm starting
You've been spreading lies around. You've been tryin' to put me down. Well, I went to the party, that much is true, But what you said I did, I didn't
I really don't know what I'm doing Hanging out with you Trying to be cool when you know that I'm not It's funny but It's true I'm hip to your trip, I
I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today The phone rang, I grabbed it and I heard you say: "Hey man, whatcha doin' right now, Get off your ass and come
