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Noel Coward

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Now listen please, I'll tell you confidentially How ADCs Are trained in social grace. They must be brave, For daily They're called upon to save His Excellency

A lady known as Paris, Romantic and charming, Left all her old companions, And faded from view. Lonely men with lonely eyes Are seeking her in vain. The

The world for some years Has been sodden with tears On behalf of the acting profession. Each star playing a part Seems to expect a Purple Heart. It's

Lord Elderly, Lord Borrowmere, Lord Sickert and Lord Camp. With every virtue, every grace, Ah, what avails the sceptred race. Here you see the four of

Jean Louis Dominic Pierre Bouchon True to the breed that bore him, Answered the call That held in thrall His father's heart before him. Jean Louis Dominic

: Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs. Worthington. Don't put your daughter on the stage. The profession is overcrowded, And the struggle's pretty

: In a dear little village, Remote and obscure A beautiful maiden resided. As to whether or not Her intentions were pure, Opinions were sharply divided

: London Pride has been handed down to us, London Pride is a flower that's free. London Pride means our own dear town to us, And our pride is forever