Don't get mad if I'm laughing Blame the caffeine for all the 5 am phone calls I haven't slept a single night in over a month And not even once did you
It's not enough to hear me say you've won, you only wanted me for havin' fun. but now I think you've gone and had your way, and left me with a pile of
I was picked up and then dropped off in a culture counter-clockwise turned around Dug a hole in Southern Carolina - took me straight to China safe and
Watch your children round the, abandoned well, don't ask me to tell if they slipped and fell im just a salesman with my suitcase in hand and the the
Blame me for the elevator - I know you will It's not me who's the operator but you're going down You'll be sorry when you're singing all alone But don
Witless, humorous conversatoin Has filled me up like an old gas station I'm wallowing in a pool of gasoline Self appointed sherrif of a popular ghostown
Everybody is waiting for everybody to get out I'll join 'em talking 'bout the people everybody talk about And all the pretty people party while the petty
Shame on you for getting wet now who will you dry your eyes Shame on you for getting wet how can you act surprised Running with scissors wasnt smart
I found a soldier in a box A souvenir that someone lost At such a cost, oh no, oh no The cemetery gates were closed Only the humming birds would smell
Wash your dirty mouth Your dirty mouth Watch your little mouth Wash your dirty mouth Your dirty mouth Watch your little mouth I don't wanna wait anymore
We never wanted him here He showed up anyway He never would leave us alone We never wanted him here He showed up anyway But maybe that's ok Soon this
He was in the habit of taking things for granted, granted there wasnt much for him to take and the only thing constant was the constant reminder he'd
Watch your children around the abandoned well DonA't ask me to tell if they slipped and fell IA'm just a salesman with my suitcase in hand And the
: Witless, humorous conversatoin Has filled me up like an old gas station I'm wallowing in a pool of gasoline Self appointed sherrif of a popular ghostown
: It's not enough to hear me say you've won You only wanted me for having fun But now I think you've gone and had your way And left me with a pile of
: He was in the habit of taking things for granted Granted, there wasn't much for him to take And the only thing constant was the constant reminder he
: There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and his chat So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting