Sangtekster:
Frank Zappa Broadway The Hard Way

got a name, Let me just explain: Any kind of pain Is probably her hobby She has moves up now; She's come a long way -- They give her bunches Of words

Oh While I was down in W.D.C. Certain folks were not glad to see me I just tried to get out the vote But some little weasel must 'a dropped 'em a note

'em's really right, 'cause neithor of 'em care 'bout that hot-plate heaven, 'cause they ain't been there They really oughta go 'n find out how the hall-way

Rico! Youngblood! Wake up Prohibition is over, but the country's still a mess They need us out there, we've got some cleaning up to do Especially when

Jezebel boy! You know all the guys In the sheriff's patrol They leave you alone When they round up the whores Up on hollywood boulebard Sometimes that

Cleveland, Ohio March 5, 1988 & Falkoner Teatret, Copenhagen, Denmark April 25, 1988] Broadway The Hard Way, ladies and gentlemen! Broadway The Hard Way

'til the rest of the people all over the the world Find out that their confinement loaf Is just the same ol' way Every day . . . (Pinch that loaf now

Cause neither of 'em CARE 'Bout that Hot-Plate Heaven, 'Cause they ain't been there They really oughta go 'N find out how the hall-way smell - They'd

[includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)] [Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA February 13, 1988] Jezebel Boy! You