Sangtekst: Uncle Kracker. Happy Hour. My Girlfriend.

Dear Mom and Dad, I don't know where to start
I hate to break the news but I got a broken heart
That sweet southern belle that I met in Tennessee
Got a hickey on her neck and it ain't from me

Seems there's someone special
She's been meetin' at the gym
But the crazy thing about it
Is that someone's not a him

My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now
It was cool for a minute now it's bringin' me down
People talkin' 'bout it all over this town
My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now

All my friends say she's just goin' through a phase
I believed her when she said she just needs a little space
But then I found pictures on her cellular phone
Of them doin' things when I wasn't home

It hit me like a brick
I guess, I should have seen the sign
This was more than just a friend
And a bottle of wine

My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now
It was cool for a minute now it's bringin' me down
People talkin' 'bout it all over this town
My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now

Yeah Mom and Dad, really nothin' left to say
I'll be sure to keep you posted if she swings it back this way
I guess, I'm not as sad as you think I might be
The part that makes me mad is that they didn't invite me

My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now
It was cool for a minute now it's bringin' me down
People talkin' 'bout it all over this town
My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now

My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now
My girlfriend's got a girlfriend now