Sangtekst: Ugly Kid Joe. Neighbor.

Sitting in your front yard, drinking lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife,
You think you've got it made
But you don't know, what's in store,
For you and your family
I'm moving in, right next door, won't you welcome me?

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I didn't ruin your day!
Won't you be my neighbor?

I brought my life, my ugly wife,
My dirty dog with fleas
My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk,
This I'm sure you'll see
Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery
Welcome to, home sweet hell,
Dissatisfaction guaranteed

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could I surely would
Invite you in and say...
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you be my neighbor?

C'mon I don't think you'll find
A place to live in peace of mind
You're gonna live in misery
When you're living next to me!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Raaaah! Won't you be my, won't you be my
Funky neighbor?!

Well I drunk, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke
I try all night and day to get a piece of
The action, a-haa!
And you should know by now you're never
Gonna forget, a-aaa!

Now I know just what you're thinking
It could be you out and you're drinking
So don't you knock it untill you try it
It could be you in a little while!
I hope I didn't ruin your day!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
I dig your wife, she sure is good
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...ha, ha, ha!