Sangtekst: The Youth Ahead. Area 69.

It was a dark and dreary night
That a spaceship landed right in my backyard
It shook my room and woke me up
From a deep sleep
From a cool dream
Something bright, a yellow light
Like a moonbeam
So I stood up
I went to the window
Where I saw a pretty yellow light
What a sight, what a fright to see
An alien looking straight up at me
Does he want to hurt me?
Does he only want my family?
Should I offer him a kudo?
Or should I just go say hello?
Should I just go say hello...

I walked out my backdoor
Up to it and stuck my hand
Right in the air with fear
But I said to it
"Hello and how are you?"
Well then it turned to me
And I could see
That this alien was surely not a he

And so I said, "I come in peace"
She said, "Please make love to me"
Who am I to complain?
I don't even have to ever know her name
Could my girlfriend ever know
That I screwed a UFO
That I screwed a UFO

I should have known right from the start
That this E.T. bitch was to break my heart
She had her own way
She sucked me into her game
She might as well just be a normal girl
She smiled and waved
And took off back to the milky way
To the milky way
To the milky way
To the milky way
Yeah, ohhh