Sangtekst: Stereophonics. Performance And Cocktails. Bartender & The Thief.

When you think about it
He's watching every word you say, hey dazed
And when he's sussed you out
He calls her up and out she comes and hustles us

Long diggin', gone fishin', love drinkin'

The bartender and the thief are lovers
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Met in a Church, a night to remember
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Robbin' the graves of bodies dismembered
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)

He watched the lesbian talk
She kissed and groped, but mostly talked in lust, crushed
He couldn't make the call
His eyes were gripped on licking tongues, enough's enough
Failed for once

Long diggin', gone fishin', love drinkin'

The bartender and the thief are lovers
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Met in a Church, a night to remember
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Robbin' the graves of bodies dismembered
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)

Long diggin', gone fishin', love drinkin'

The bartender and the thief are lovers
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Met in a church, a night to remember
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Robbin' the graves of bodies, dismembered
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)

Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Place where they first set eyes on each other
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Flew to the sun to start life all over
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals
(Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru, ru, ru, ru)

Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu
Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru
Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu
Du, ru, ru, ru, ru, tu, ru