Sangtekst: Soundtrack Artists. Wonderland.

MATT
Ivy's birthday's in a week
I want to get her something...

LUCAS
Matt...

NADIA
How about a pair of faker boobs?
An STD she hasn't had?

TANYA
You should throw her a surprise

RORY
We'll help you make it uppercrust

MATT
Well, maybe something small...you'll help?

NADIA
Oh, Matthew...where's the trust?

IVY
Trust for what?

NADIA
That you've done smut

MATT
Oh, we're just talking about the rave

LUCAS
[waving bags of drugs] I made the snacks

KYRA
I've got the guys

IVY
I guess we're set

LUCAS
We need a ride

RORY
The church's van

ZACH
You have the keys

MATT
So I should steal it?

NADIA
Borrow!

LUCAS
Why not?

IVY
Please?

MATT
Where do I begin?

RORY
It's all we got

LUCAS
One little sin

LUCAS
Come to wonderland where never never finds you
Your one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free to drown in possibility

MATT
How far away is this rave?

LUCAS
Just make sure the tank is full

TANYA
Just come

MATT
This map is kinda vague

LUCAS
When we're close we'll feel the pull

JASON
I have some clothes that you can wear

MATT
And what is that supposed to mean?

KYRA
You look like a million bucks
Wear something cheeper to the scene

MATT
There's no way to cross this road

PETER
I think the map is upside down

LUCAS
Our parents had it easier
The disco didn't move around

KYRA
Yeah, but who can groove to that?
And what's with spelling with your hands?

RORY
Yeah and could you ever see them roll?

EVERYONE
God, they'd never understand
Off to wonderland where never never finds you

For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free to drown in possibility

LUCAS
There's more than one way to feel alive
That's why the party never ends
Though X is still the treat of choice
I brought along some friends
Boys and girls our show today
Is brought to you by the letters 'G' and 'K'

MATT
What?

LUCAS
G and K fool!
There both intense
They enhance your X experience!

NADIA
Professor-

LUCAS
Exibit A:
K! Powder, white, and what a roll
But take too much and beware the hole
The K Hole is a lonely prison
Echoed words and tunnel vision
This much, heaven's where you're headed
More, and you'll regret it!
Exibit B.
G! Liquid, clear, a bitter treat
You're rolling smooth this shit is sweet
Two capful's the most you take
Any more's a big mistake
This much after X - well fed!
More than that, my friends? You're dead
It's fun for all and all for fun
But keep in mind rule number one:
They say, like X, this shit has limits
Play the game, but please stay in it...
[to Matt]Are you in or not?

MATT
Ok, what time?

LUCAS
We'd have to leave by nine...

TANYA
Come on it'll be fun!

MATT
Well I dont know, maybe...
[they try to convince him, Tanya gestures to Ivy to give it a try]
IVY
Maybe?

MATT
Alright I'll go

[Everyone cheers but Ivy]


PETER
Can I borrow this for tonight?

JASON
Yeah but I don?t think you?re going to be wearing it that long

PETER
Promise?

JASON
If you?re lucky

[They kiss deeply]

PETER
We should get going, we?re going to be late


NADIA
[Looking at Ivy's outfit]Oh thank God!
I haven't seen your belly button for hours

IVY
Y'know, I've noticed that some of my clothes are missing

NADIA
Uh, yah, I think we've all noticed that


MATT
Hey...
Ready ladies?

NADIA
I'm not going

MATT
Aww, come on

NADIA
I said no
Fucking go already...

JASON?
Alright

IVY
Well, you have yourself a good night
And don't touch anything

NADIA
...says the whore, uncharacteristically...