Sangtekst: Sloppy Seconds. Destroyed. The Candy Man.

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can
cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

[Children:] The candyman?

[Bill:] The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can
cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman
you sons of bitches

[Bill:] The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should