Sangtekst: Sicko. Hipster Boyfriend.

She's got a hipster boyfriend and he wears some black clunky shoes
and he likes to smoke American Spirit cigarettes
and he's got a gas station jacket that says his name is MOE
and he hangs out at all the Punk Punk Punk Punk Punk rock shows

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and she loves him so...

she's got a hipster boyfriend and he drives a white dodge dart
when they go out shopping at thrift stores
and they wear *"slanted plastic glasses" when it's bright
and they're gonna go home and read Gearhead tonight


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and she loves him so...

* the term "slanted plastic glasses" appears courtesy of Dr. Frank and the
Mr. T Experience