Sangtekst: Shel Silverstein. Goodnight Little Houseplant.

Goodnight, little houseplant, asleep on the sill
I'll pull the shades so you don't catch a chill
And tomorrow in the morning don't be breaskfast for two
We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you

Goodnight, little houseplant, tucked in your clay pot
Mase sure you don't catch Huntington's Rot
Remember little houseplant, stay away from them bees
I've heard they may carry a social disease

Goodnight, little houseplant, goodnight
Here's your glass of water, should I leave on the light?
Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did
I love you little house plant, who needs women and kids?