Sangtekst: Shampoo. Kinky Ken.

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They ran a hotel by the sea
They never had no vacancies
Kinky Ken and

They get complaints from the residents living next door
(What did they say?)
They couldn't get to sleep 'til quarter to four
(And why was that?)

Ken and Barbie always wanna party
There's something very strange about
The couple in number thirty-three

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They always dressed in PVC
Never needed plastic surgery
If you wanna know what happens next
Just hang around me

(What happened next?)
Well, the police came a knockin' on the door
(What did they say?)
What you been doin' is against the law

(Did they get nicked?)
No, they didn't, it wasn't like TV
The witnesses are coming in, follow me

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
[Unverified] got took into custody
They gave the police their first freebie
If you wanna know what happens next

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They lived happily by the sea