Sangtekst: Reel Big Fish. Big Fuckin' Star.

Now that I'm a big star what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and I think of you
It's so easy, it's so easy to do

I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me, but I know you will

I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?
I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me, asshole of your dreams

I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me, but I know you will

I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me
I can't make you love me, but I know you do

And I'm so cool, but no one wants to talk to me
And I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me
An' I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all

I'm a big, big fuckin' star, oh yeah
I'm a big, big fuckin' star, oh yeah
I'm a big, big fuckin' star, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm a big, big fuckin' star, oh yeah
I'm a big, big fuckin' star, oh yeah
I'm a big, big fuckin' star, oh yeah, yeah, yeah