Sangtekst: Liz Phair. '96 Shelved Demos/Studio Recordings. Hurricane Cindy.

What's that piece of ass I see walkin' over here?
What's that piece of ass to me, who is she standin' near?

And when I walk on a cyclone
You should see it get rolling
Open my heart and emotions rip out of me
My emotions rip out of me

Hold me close and never let me go
All my life I've wanted you to know
A few things 'bout me
I feel beautiful today

Today is Saturday...

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
(I can't stand myself)
Saturday, Saturday, what's on the heel?
(I can't stand my life...)
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
What's on the heel, what's on the heel?

And when I walk on a cyclone
You should see it get rolling
Open my heart and emotions rip out of me
My emotions rip out of me

Put it on the stereo and play
All my life I've wanted them to say
A few things about me
I feel beautiful today
Lovely, I feel beautiful

When I walk on a cyclone
You should see it get rolling
Open my heart and emotions rip out of me
My emotions rip out of me

And when I walk I'm in high school
You should see the commotion
A hundred people drowning in oceans inside me