Sangtekst: Patent Pending. Walk In Closet.

Either hell has frozen over
or you're a zombie of a girl I used to know.
Someone should have told her
that forever didn't end four years ago.
Go tell me what this is about.
I guess I know
LA has figured you out
It's the second time around.

You need a walk in closet for all your skeletons
Say it's over, get in closer,
clean the scene of your finger prints.
All you touch you destroy.
No longer I'm your baby boy
so find another
and lose my number.

You have this reputation
of taking everyone around you down in flames.
I'm opening auditions
for another girl to help forget your name.
Name reasons you're back in this town
I guess I know
LA has figured you out
It's the second time around.

You need a walk in closet for all your skeletons
say it's over, get in closer,
clean the scene of your finger prints.
All you touch you destroy.
No longer I'm your baby boy
so find another
and lose my number.

You can hide all you want but it's plain to see
that there's a hand grenade where your heart should be
so take the next train out.
Don't you dare return.
I hope your train derails and you crash and burn.

A walk in closet for all your skeletons
say it's over, get in closer,
clean the scene of your finger prints.
All you touch you destroy.
No longer I'm your baby boy
so find another
and lose my number.