Sangtekst: Sara Nunes. How 2 Rule Da World In 12 EZ Lessons. The Taco Song.

I know this girl, shea??s a fat vegetarian
She acts so hip, shea??s a tough talking lesbian
She dona??t eat meat, but shea??ll suck all the tacos in town
Shea??s at the border and her tongue is going round and round

Oh yeah UR everything
And what U want ita??s everywhere
Everyone is watching U
U know therea??s nothing to do
Leta??s hang out over in taco hell (taco)
Baby why does UR taco smell so bad?


Break it!
U know this girl, she gets drunk almost everyday
She smokes so much that her house is always permanent gray
Shea??ll write a check a?? dumb idea a?? the judge says 2 years long
Shea??s in a funk, yeah she funks to a funky song

Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody knows it
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (U know U know)
Everyone
Everyone, watching U, judging U, telling U what to do
Theya??re so amused, theya??re so confused
I know, I know they call U a fag a?˜cause theya??re scared and theya??re mad
And they grew up in a small town with dicks the size of peanuts