Sangtekst: Morrissey. Maladjusted. Roy's Keen.

Go on

He's romancing you
And chancing his arm
He'll be here
Smiling on time

He's romancing you
And chancing his arm
He'll be here
Smiling on time

Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen
Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen
We've never seen a
Keener window-cleaner

Back up the ladder
Into each corner
Dunking the chamois
Just think of the goodwill

The ladder's a planet
Roy is a star and
I am a satellite
But that's alright

He can hold a smile for as long
As you require, even longer
He can hold a smile for as long
As you require, even longer

Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen
Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen
We've never seen a
Keener window-cleaner

Back up the ladder
Into each corner
Dunking the chamois
Just think of the goodwill

The ladder's a planet
Roy is a star and
I am a satellite
I will be set alight

Don't say you'll hold it steady
Then you'll let it go
Don't say you'll hold it steady
Then you'll let it go, ooh

You're up the ladder
Into each corner
Foot in a bucket
We trust you to wreck it

Even when it's under your nose
Well, you just can't see it, can you ?
Well, it's here right under your nose
And you just can't see it, can you?

Roy's keen, Roy's keen
Roy's keen, Roy's keen
We've never seen a
Keener window-cleaner, ohh