Sangtekst: Monsters of the Midday. Mark and Greg on the Open Road.

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of?

(Spoken)
Assorted women trouser socks
In all colours, even smoked grey

Well?
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

Two chocolate chips is on our ass
They?re just monkeys with helmet hats
Their big ole lips can?t stop our load
We?re Mark and Greg on the Open Road

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of?

(Spoken)
Fresh frozen tilapia with mango salsa
Frozen at sea for top freshness

Well?
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

I?m getting horny Mark. What do I do?
Pull down your pants, I?ll service you
We?re on the road so it ain?t gay
(Muffling)

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of?

(Spoken)
Oven Mitts
In the shape of a fat Italian chef
(Giggling)

Well?

Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

We?re drunk and high, now what is next
Let?s both take 16 hits of X
I?m feelin? good, lets make up time
I can?t stop my teeth from grinding

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of?

(Spoken)
Mickey?s little powdered donuts
Delicious and bitesize

Well?
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

Mark, my friend, it?s time for sleep
Let?s find a spick hoer to beat our meat
Hey senoritta you?re quite a hottie
We need a place to dump the body

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of?

(Spoken)
Sexy Savannah phone cards
Scratch and sniff

Well?
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo