Sangtekst: Mighty Midgets. Other. Whatever Happened To Getting Drunk?.

Stagger home from the bars
Too late to see
8a clock

Late after closing time
Through the boulevards of yesterday

Whatever happen to getting drunk?
And pass out in a chair
Why must everyone play it safe?
They're going nowhere

We had fun all the while
Though theres puke once again

Whatever happen to get drunk?
And pass out in the chair
Why must everyone play it safe?
And they're going nowhere
Woke up next to nothing but you
Hangover memory
Beery bass voice in the morning
I'm not like everyone else
That is just fine for me