Sangtekst: Ken Mellons. Don't Make Me Have To Come In There.

When I was a boy about ten years old
I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole
Floatin' around in my birthday suit
When a friend turned over my inner tube
Said a four letter word, and my heart sank
When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank

(Chorus)
Don't make me have to come in there
You'd rather tangle with a grizzly bear
You got about a minute to get out here
Don't make me have to come in there


Boy don't make me have to come in there
Barely sixteen when I borrowed me the car
Started to a movie, ended up at a bar
With a fake ID I got in
And ordered a round for all my friends
Took a little sip, then spit it on the floor
When I heard Daddy holler from the front door


(Repeat chorus)

Son don't make me have to come in there
Last night I was down at the Do Drop in
Talkin' to an old girlfriend
My little woman gave me a call
When I said hello she began to squall
Don't you lie to me, you're not alone
I'm right outside on my cellular phone

(Repeat chorus)

You better not make me have to come in there


(Repeat chorus)

You better not make me have to come in there