Sangtekst: Major Accident. The Ultimate High. Snap.

I'm Mr. Average, I live right next door,
A company man, I drive a company car,
I've got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
An ambitious man, always try to win.
I'm Mr. average, a family man,
I've gotta have more, any way I can,
I've got a beautiful wife and a lovely home,
Always try my best, I've got to win.

I'm Mr. Average, bills to be paid,
Promotion's on, options to be weighed,
Still got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
I've got my mind made up, I've got to win,
Still got a beautiful wife, my lovely kids,
I've got my mind made up I've got to live,
I'm Mr. Average, and the pressure's on,
I work every night sometimes till dawn,
Still got my beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
I've got my mind made up, I've got to win,
Still got my beautiful wife and lovely kids,
I've got my mind made up, still got to win,

I'm Mr. Average, the man next door,
I've hit the booze, and pranged the car,
Promotion's gone, to a younger man,
I see my life, going down the pan,
I hit my beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
I feel my minds messed up, I've flipped my lid,
I beat my beautiful wife, and lovely kids,
I feel my minds messed up, I've flipped my lid.

I'm Mr. Average I've lost my job,
My kids all scream, and the wife's a snob,
And my beautiful wife's got a brand new friend,
And I think that he's been in my bed,
I've lost my beautiful, two lovely kids,
And now I'm all messed up, I've flipped my lid,
I've lost my beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
And now I'm all messed up I've flipped my lid.

I'm Mr. Average I've got a knife,
I'm all screwed up and tonight's the night,
I'm the perfect gent turn to dynamite,
And you better move fast if you're in my sights,
My beautiful wife two lovely kids,
My mind's messed up I can't forgive,
I've killed my beautiful wife and lovely kids,
My mind is all messed up I can't forgive,
I'm Mr. Average I live next door,
A psycho killer and I'm gonna kill more,
Out of control my reasons gone,
No beautiful wife 'n' kids no more,
I'm Mr. Average I hate my self,
I'm in control out of control,
I can't think straight see only red,
All mankind's been in my bed,
My beautiful wife two lovely kids,
Out of control I've flipped my lid