Sangtekst: Lyle Lovett. Fiona.

Way down yonder on the bayou
There lives a little girl-o
Her skin so pale, six feet high
Skinny as a rail and just one eye

And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona

Her daddy, gone to Heaven
Her mama won't like you
Her brother, he's crazy
He just might bite you
Her sister, she's pretty
But she just won't do

She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona

And oh, you can say she gonna love you
Because you made a little voodoo
Oh, but what they didn't tell you
It ain't up to you, dude, yeah

Oh, you better not cross her
You try to boss her
Then you better duck mister
Here come a cup and a saucer

And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona

So if you're going to the bayou
Man, I'll tell you all I know
She's got skin so pale, she's six feet high
And she'll look right through you with just one eye

And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
And she's the one-eyed Fiona
And she's the one-eyed Fiona

And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona, yeah