Sangtekst: Larry The Cable Guy. Greatest Hits. Ode To Titties.

On the first night in the titty club,
We was checking out all the chicks.
There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes,
Look at the size of that red heads tits.
The first girl I tipped was as flat as hell,
But had an ass that was sent from god.
I was horny and even though i ain't rich,
I was tipping like a son of a bitch.

You see you've been you a titty bar with 200 bucks,
It feels good to be out with my friends.
In the titty club,
You can't be a good chear.
'cause there ain't nothing better than titties and beer! Git-Er-Done!!!