Sangtekst: Kinks. Headmaster.

Headmaster, this is my confession
This time you won't be overjoyed
I have destroyed what little faith you had in me
I've been such a naughty boy

Headmaster, I am at your mercy
I've been such a little fool
I've dishonored one who trusted me
I have broken all the rules

I've been with those naughty little girls again
Now those naughty little girls are gonna to put me to shame
I wish that I'd been born with a little more sense
This time it's a serious offense

I feel like an innocent victim
I feel that I just can't win
Headmaster, please give me one chance
Please help me to act like a man

I've let down the school
I've broken all the rules
I've let down the side
I've committed a crime

Headmaster, this is my confession
I've been such a little fool
I've dishonored one who trusted me
I have broken all the rules, I've been such a little fool

Don't tell all my friends I bent over
Don't tell them you made me cry
Don't tell them I've been sacrificed
Don't tell all my friends or I'll die

Headmaster, don't beat me I beg you
I know that I've let you down
Headmaster, please spare me I beg you
Don't make me take my trousers down