Sangtekst: Jon LaJoie. I Can Dance.

Some guys are good at talking to girls
Some guys have all the money in the world
Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants
I'm not one of those guys but baby, I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
Oo-oo Ah-ah
Oo-oo Ah-ah

Some guys have friends and they do high fives
Some guys have parents that are still alive
Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand
I'm not one of those guys but baby, I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance

Everybody let's count to ten

One, all ya gotta do is watch me dance
Two, keep watching me dance
Three, uh...um...um
Four...
Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't actually have lyrics for this part. Uh, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing. But, uh...that's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut back to the chor-
Dance dance dance dance dance dance
I can dance
Dance dance dance dance dance
Oo-oo Ah-ah
Oo-oo Ah-ah

Some guys have money that they've invested
Some guys never were molested
I was though and-but-eh...

Gotta stop touching the children
Gotta stop touching the children
Catholic church we're lookin' in your direction!
Gotta stop touching the children
We're not pointing fingers but damn your track record's bad and getting worse
Gotta stop touching the children
Vatican? More like Old-man-touching-children-can
Oo-oo Ah-ah
Oo-oo Ah-ahhhhhhhhhh