Sangtekst: Juliana Hatfield. Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure. My Protégée.

You can touch her if you want
You can rub her if you want
She won't struggle if you want
She'll act like you turn her on

She knows just what to say
She's my protegee
So much love

There's money everywhere
So laugh at their stupid jokes
She can't live on air
But no one has to know

And if you binge, you gotta purge
She could rule the world
So much love
My protegee
My protegee

Young hearts
Understand
The future
Is in my hands

My protegee
My protegee
I taught her everything
She's gonna rock you