Sangtekst: Guttermouth. Gusto. Foot-Long.

(chorus) I want to give you all of my foot long
Cop without a gun
Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun
Vacation without sun
That's what she told me
She sees right through me
So I guess there'll be no you
I'm told my shallowness runs deep
You work the drive thru
Don't need a guy like you
(chorus)
You ain't no heartthrob

'cause not just anyone will do
She said I've seen your band
You'd better hold on to your job
You guys ain't got a chance
But now I'm begging you to sing
(chorus)
That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you