Sangtekst: Flashlight Brown. Blue. That's My Problem.

[Verse 1]
Garbage playin' on my station
Reality slaps me upside the radio
They've worn out my morbid fascination
I've seen everything there is to know
So let me go

[Chorus 1]
Tylenol, but it won't free me
Blow the bank, virgin martinis
Now I'm poor, so she won't see me
That's my problem!

[Chorus 2]
Now some inbred chicks on crack
Are rockin' out to Nickelback
This frickin' world won't cut me slack
And that's my problem!

[Verse 2]
Kick-ass party, no invitation
Don't they know it's my degeneration?
Tabloid kids, they lie through their megaphones
But I've heard everything there is to know
So let me go

[Repeat Chorus 1 & 2]

[Bridge]
I wanna feel
But I don't wanna feel your pain
Like I did when the chaos was real
But I don't wanna feel your pain
I wanna feel
But I don't wanna feel your...

[Repeat Chorus 1]

[Chorus 3]
Now some chicks with nasty breath
Are rockin' out on crystal meth
This frickin' world won't hand me death
And that's my problem!

[Coda]
I wanna feel
But I don't wanna feel your pain
And that's my problem! [x2]