Sangtekst: Crash Test Dummies. The Ghosts That Haunt Me. Androgynous.

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane, you know, she's sportin' a chain
Same hair, a revolution, same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?
They love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous

Don't get him wrong, don't get him mad
He might be a father but he sure ain't a dad
She don't need the advice that is sent to her
She's happy with the way she looks
She's happy with her gender
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, hey, androgynous

Mirror image, see no damage, see no evil at all
Cupid dolls and urine stalls be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now

Something meets boy, something meets girl
They both look the same, they're overjoyed in this world
Same hair revolution, uni-sex evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

And tomorrow Dick's wearing pants
Tomorrow Jane's wearing a dress
Future outcasts and they don't last
And today people dress, the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last centuries
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, hey, androgynous