Sangtekst: Vic Chesnutt. Bug.

"Michelle loves Willie"
"Our little Sarah"
"Daughters of the American Revolution" "Stryper loves Jesus" and I love a girl
Against my better judgment 'cause I feel like a squirrel
My roommates got married and I booted up
And a friend of ours told me that I was disgusting
Walhalla is pinned to the edge of South Carolina
We interstate travelled just to free a man from China
Hotel full of Pakistanis and a front porch filled with greasy
Greasy grannies
When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it
When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it.