Sangtekst: Bizarre. Porno Bitches.

[INTRO]
{tv static}
Let's see what's on this.. late night.. action!
This shit...
{moaning starts}
Goddamn! What the fuck?
Bitch ridin the fuck out that nigga, shit..
Goddamn, look at the ass on this motherfucker, man!
Goddamn, she ridin the fuck outta him..

[CHORUS] (quiet)
Ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
Even now that I'm a grown man
I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
I used to really think it's nasty
But I see it from a different kinda view
Some of em need to take some lessons
And learn how to fuck like porno bitches too

[CHORUS]
Ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
Even now that I'm a grown man
I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
I used to really think it's nasty
But I see it from a different kinda view
Some of em need to take some lessons
And learn how to fuck like porno bitches too

[VERSE 1: Big Boi]
When I was young, I was sprung
Off the way women use their tongue
I couldn't nut yet, but fuck that
It was still fun, to look, I took
Vasoline, even though it was thick
And rubbed it on my dick, now I'm grown
And my porn is so well known
Hoes wanna get it cloned
Shit, ain't nuttin wrong with you choppin that monkey
All up on it till the whole room's funky
The negative bounce, it's time to change
Shit, you a woman, I'm a man
It's all natural, and we're compatible
I bend you over, knock it down, slap that ass a lil bit
{moaning}
Not to hurt, like after havin a full-course meal
This the dessert
Now lay on your stomach, put an arch in your hips
And look back so I can see all four of them lips

[CHORUS]
Ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
Even now that I'm a grown man
I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
I used to really think it's nasty
But I see it from a different kinda view
Some of em need to take some lessons
And learn how to fuck like porno bitches too

[VERSE 2: Bizarre]
I got on Superman drawers
I'm six years old, all in my room, all alone
I'm young, hell, no lead in the pipe
Showtime, HBO, Friday night
Butt-naked on the couch, without no clothes
Remote control, ready to bust some alone
And fuck Roxeanne, I want big hands
Tight on pants, my mother's best friend
I watch all your movies and your DVD's
I heard you're comin out with a porno CD
I want ya to jack me, then smack me
Take your bikini off, get on the bed and attack me
I love porn, but niggas be hatin
R. Kelly ain't got nothin on this shit I be makin
I'm a freak, I been that way since 7
Me, Big Boi, and Devin, bitches 11

[CHORUS]
Ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
Even now that I'm a grown man
I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
I used to really think it's nasty
But I see it from a different kinda view
Some of em need to take some lessons
And learn how to fuck like porno bitches too

[VERSE 3: Devin The Dude]
I like a lady, but I sure love a slut
The type that like to suck my dick and let me strum them guts
The chick that want it doggystyle I put it on my nuts
And when I'm aimin for your face, shorty
Don't be tryna duck (uh)
True ?, I'm freaky as the fuck
Eat that coochie for an hour, after you shower
Cock em up
From the power of the orgasm, you're legs are lockin up
Got a cramp in your thigh, can't even pull your stockings up
But your spike leather collar plus stilletos lookin tough
Now you passed out on your stomach
Seems as though you've had enough
Like J-Lo in that movie where her husband beat her up
Plus appears to be pregnant, swoll and wet up
Now you need to go on and get up
Before I set up some more setup
I done caught my second wind, let's begin
Lift your head up
It's the battle of the sexes, we can do this shit till breakfast
I don't want no more, baby, but I can give you ?

[CHORUS]
Ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
Even now that I'm a grown man
I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
I used to really think it's nasty
But I see it from a different kinda view
Some of em need to take some lessons
And learn how to fuck like porno bitches too

(Thanks to G-soul for these lyrics)