Sangtekst: Bif Naked. Purge. Regular Guy.

Let me tell ya about the kinda guys that like me
They're in jail, either that, or they are slumming
And walking on the wild side

I guess you could say I'm just like Jody Watley
Looking for a new love
I don't think I ask for much in a boyfriend
Here's what I want

I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy just like you
I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy just like you

Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Please, be you

Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Please, be you, c'mon

Let me tell ya about the kinda guy I look for, ticklish
And he likes cherry Popsicles
He likes sno-cones, he rides BMX

I want a boy who can lie in bed all day with me
Holding hands
I don't think I'm asking for much in a boyfriend
Here's what I want

I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy, just like you
I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy just like you

Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Please, be you

Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Wouldn't it be cool? Couldn't it be you?
Please, be you, c'mon

I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy, just like
I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy just like

I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy just like
I'm just looking for a four-eyes
Really square regular guy just like you

Four-eyes regular guy just like you
Four-eyes regular guy just like you
Four-eyes regular guy just like you
Just like you