Sangtekst: Ben Folds. Ben Folds Five. Sports & Wine.

Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday, you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon

With sports and wine, yeah, yeah
Sports and wine, no, no

Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude

That's sports and wine, yeah, yeah
Sports and wine, no, no, no

The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My, oh my, we're all impressed
How sensitive you are

Everybody's talking about you now
You know it's true
Because it always has been
Sports and wine for you

So you asked me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I don?t know what I know you know
I know you make me sick

Sports and wine, sports and wine

The girls don't understand it
Anything you say
I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me gay

Everybody's talking about you now
You know it's true, no, no, no