Sangtekst: Bandon Banshees (The). Other. Magical Me II.

The Chamber has been opened - so beware
Of Basilisks and beasties and Slytherin?s heir
My name is still Lockhart, Gilderoy J.
I?m sorry, but now I must end this charade

I didn?t defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it
In fact I charmed a wizard - and bent the truth a bit
And most my books are rubbish though you may not have guessed
But then again, who cares, I?m still better than the rest!

My teeth are so pretty, I used Colgate
When it comes to a healthy smile, the Bandon Banshee can wait
Don?t you worry, Potter, I mean you no harm
But because you know the truth, my friend
You get a memory charm
OBLIVIATE!